What’s the best way to get through a pandemic?
Buy a house. On a tropical island which you’ve never visited.
Renovate the house. With no knowledge of any DIY.
What could go wrong?
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Hinges. Thrilling, right?

The 793 Hour Journey Home…

Shopping
Tiles, Tiles, and More Tiles

If It Works, It Works…

Things I’ve Learnt (Part 1)

Deliveries

The Roof (or lack thereof)

‘Before’…
Electricity - The Final Showdown

Loly - The Greatest Neighbour

Electricity Part 2

Electricity - Part 1

Not My Cat
The Steps

What, you NEEDED that money?

We’re sorry, the house you are trying to buy does not exist

So you want to buy a house?
Passports, police and pretty deep holes - a great start to the plan.